TATUM RILEY
Hi,
I'm Tatum.
I have to run
to get to Sid. I never did get that Tom Cruise movie. Nobody ever
told me not to run when wearing a short skirt.
Here's Sidney. Have you
ever noticed how her eyebrows are sometimes a lot darker than her
hair? Actually so are mine. What do you mean I am not a natural
blonde?!
What am I, the
beer wench? Now, which beer should I choose next? Eeenny meenny
miney mo . . .
Hey, Mr Ghostface,
we were only playing at psycho killer and helpless
victim, you didn't have to slash me.
Now I wonder why
I am not fitting through this tiny cat flap.
I didn't make
it. I'm dead. Anyway, do you like my psychedelic skirt?
If only I was a cat, I would have lived. Then again, if I was a cat I wouldn't be in that situation in the first place.