TATUM RILEY
Hi, I'm Tatum.
I have to run to get to Sid. I never did get that Tom Cruise movie. Nobody ever told me not to run when wearing a short skirt.
Here's Sidney. Have you ever noticed how her eyebrows are sometimes a lot darker than her hair? Actually so are mine. What do you mean I am not a natural blonde?!
What am I, the beer wench? Now, which beer should I choose next? Eeenny meenny miney mo . . .
Hey, Mr Ghostface, we were only playing at psycho killer and helpless victim, you didn't have to slash me.
Now I wonder why I am not fitting through this tiny cat flap.
I didn't make it. I'm dead. Anyway, do you like my psychedelic skirt?
If only I was a cat, I would have lived. Then again, if I was a cat I wouldn't be in that situation in the first place.