Hi, l'm Sidney. Sidney Prescott
Hi, l'm Sidney.
Steve
Orth and Casey Becker were killed last night. It's so sad. There's
loads of news reports on television about it. l don't want watch
them because they remind me of my mother. And also because they're
crap.
lt's that
tabloid twit Gale Weathers with all her lies and bullshit
theories. But l got her back last night - Bam bitch went down!
Oh my God, l just
ran into Billy - literally. And now l'm in the bathroom and l'm
sure someone's in here with me. l'm on the floor trying to see
feet. You'd think l would just leave, wouldn't you? Eeeeww, the
floor's dirty.
I was so
wrong about Billy - he lS the killer. And he reckons he's gonna
come back to life for one last scare . . . Not in my movie.
Hey, l Survived The Senseless Bloodbath! But l Have To Be ln The Sequel. DOH!