S C R E A M
WRITTEN BY KEVIN WILLIAMSON
DIRECTED BY WES CRAVEN
Neve Campbell: Sidney
Drew Barrymore: Casey
Rose McGowan: Tatum
Courteney Cox: Gale
David Arquette: Dewey
Skeet Ulrich: Billy
Matthew Lillard: Stu
Jamie Kennedy: Randy
SCENE 1 - CASEY BECKER'S HOUSE
Casey: Hello?
Man: Hello?
Casey: Yes.
Man: Who is this?
Casey: Who are you trying to reach?
Man: What number is this?
Casey: What number are you trying to reach?
Man: I don't know.
Casey: Well, I think you have the wrong number.
Man: Do I?
Casey: It happens. Take it easy.
Casey: Hello?
Man: I'm sorry I guess I dialed the wrong number.
Casey: So why'd you dial it again?
Man: To apologize.
Casey: You're forgiven. Bye now.
Man: Wait! Wait! Don't hang up!
Casey: What?
Man: I want to talk to you for a second.
Casey: They've got 900 numbers for that. See ya.
Casey: Hello?
Man: Why don't you want to talk to me?
Casey: Who is this?
Man: You tell me your name I'll tell you mine.
Casey: I don't think so.
Man: What's that noise?
Casey: Popcorn.
Man: You're making popcorn?
Casey: Uh-huh.
Man: I only eat popcorn at the movies.
Casey: Well, I'm getting ready to watch a video.
Man: Really? What?
Casey: Oh. Just some scary movie.
Man: You like scary movies?
Casey: Uh-huh.
Man: What's you favorite scary movie?
Casey: Uh, I don't know.
Man: You have to have a favorite. What comes to mind?
Casey: Umm....Halloween. You know the one guy in the white
mask that walks around and
stalks babysitters.
Man: Yeah.
Casey: What's yours?
Man: Guess.
Casey: Um..Nightmare on Elm Street.
Man: Is that the one with the guy that has knives for fingers?
Casey: Yeah, Freddy Kruger.
Man: Freddy, that's right.
Man: I like that movie. It was scary.
Casey: The first one was but, the rest sucked.
Man: So, you got a boyfriend?
Casey: Why? You want to ask me out on a date?
Man: Maybe.
Man: do you have a boyfriend?
Casey: mmm..no.
Man: You never told me your name.
Casey: Why do you want to know my name?
Man: Cos I wanna know who I am looking at.
Casey: What did you say?
Man: I wanna know who I am talking to.
Casey: That's not what you said.
Man: What do you think I said?
Man: What?
Man: Hello?
Casey: Look, I got to go.
Man: Wait! I thought we were going to go out?
Casey: Uh-nah. I don't think so.
Man: Don't hang up on me!
Casey: Shit.
Casey: Yes?
Man: I told you not to hang up on me.
Casey: What do you want?
Man: To talk.
Casey: Well, dial someone else. Okay?
Casey: Listen asshole!
Man: No, you listen you little bitch! You hang up on me again, I'll gut
you like a fish understand? Yeah.
Casey: Is this some kind of joke?
Man: More of a game really.Can you handle that? Blondie?
Man: Can you see me?
Casey: Listen, I am two seconds away from calling the police.
Man: They'd never make it in time were in the middle of nowhere.
Casey: What do you want?
Man: To see what you're insides look like.
Casey: Who's there?
Casey: Who's there?
Casey: I'm calling the police!
Man: You should never say "Who's there?"Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish.
You might as well come out and investigate a strange noise or somethin'.
Casey: Look, you've had your fun now. So, I think you better just leave
or else.
Man: Or else what?
Casey: Or else my boyfriend will be here any second, and he'll be pissed
when he finds out.
Man: I thought you didn't have a boyfriend?
Casey: I lied, I do have a boyfriend and he'll be here any second. So,
your ass better be gone.
Man: Sure.
Casey: I swear.
Casey: He's big and he plays football and he'll kick the shit out of
you!
Man: I'm getting scared, I'm shaking in my boots.
Casey: So, you just better leave.
Man: His name wouldn't be....Steve would it?
Casey: How do you know his name?
Man: Turn on the patio lights....again.
Casey: Oh god!
Man: I wouldn't do that if I was you!
Casey: Where are you?
Man: Guess.
Casey: Pleas don't hurt him.
Man: That all depends on you.
Casey: Why are you doing this?
Man: I wanna play a game.
Casey: No.
Man: Then he dies right now.
Casey: NO. NO!
Man: Which is it? Which is it?
Casey: Well, what kind of game?
Man: Turn off the lights, you'll see what kind of game. Just do it!
Steve: Casey! No! No! NO! CASEY!
Man: Here's how to play. I ask you a question, If you get it right Steve
lives.
Casey: Please, don't do this.
Man: Come on, It'll be fun!
Casey: Please
Man: It's an easy category.
Casey: Please.
Man: Movie Trivia.
Man: I'll even give you a warm-up question.
Casey: Don't do this, I can't.
Man: Name the killer in Halloween?
Casey: No.
Man: Come on, It's your favorite scary movie remember?
Man: He had a white mask and he stalked the babysitters.
Casey: I don't know.
Man: Come on, Yes you do.
Casey: No, please.
Man: What's his name?
Casey: I can't think.
Man: Steve's counting on you.
Casey: Michael....Michael Myers.
Man: Yes! Very good.
Man: Now for the real question.
Casey: NO!
Man: But, you're doing so well.
Man: We can't stop now.
Casey: Please, Stop! Leave us alone.
Man: Then answer the question. Same category.
Casey: Oh, please stop.
Man: Name the killer in Friday the 13th?
Casey: Jason! Jason! Jason!
Man: I'm sorry.That's the wrong answer.
Casey: No it's not! No it's not! It's Jason!
Man: Afraid not, NO WAY!
Casey: Listen it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 god damn times!
Man: Then you should know Jason's Mother,
Mrs. Voorhes, was the original killer. Jason didn't show up till the sequel.
Man: I'm afraid that was the wrong answer.
Casey: You tricked me.
Man: Lucky for you there is a bonus round.
Man: But, poor Steve, I am afraid he's out!
Man: Hey, we're not finished yet.
Man: Final question, Are you ready?
Casey: Please, Please, Leave me alone!
Man: Answer the question and I will!
Man: What door am I at?
Casey: What?
Man: There are two main doors to your house.
Man: The front door and the patio door.
Man: If you answer correctly I leave you alone. Very Simple.
Casey: I can't do this, I can't, I won't.
Man: Your call.
Casey: Aaaaaahhhhhhh!
Mother: Did you water over here today?
Father: It was just that water from the rain.
Mother: They look great don't they?
Father: Don't they smell strong?
Mother: I told you you could send them back.
Casey: Mom!
Father: Jesus!
Mother: What is it?
Father: CASEY!
Mother: Oh God--?
Mother: Casey! Casey! Casey!
Mother: Where is she?
Father: Call the police!
Mother: Casey
Father: Casey, are you upstairs?
Mother: Casey, baby?
Father: Casey!
Mother: She's here.
Casey: Mom.
Mother:Oh my God, I can hear her. Where is she?
Mother: Oh my god! I can hear her.
Man: Hey!
Father: Get in the car, drive down to the MacKensie's.
Mother: No, No, not my daughter.
Father: Just go!
Mother: Not my daughter.
Father: Call the police!
Mother: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
SCENE 2 - SIDNEYS BEDROOM
Sidney: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Billy: It's just me!
Sidney: Billy, what are you doing here?
Billy: Sorry, don't hate me!
Billy: You sleep in that?
Sidney: Yes, I sleep in this.
Sidney: My dad is in the other room. You can't be here.
Billy: I'll just stay a sec.
Sid: No you gotta go! go! go! go!
Dad: What's going on in there?
Dad: Are you okay?
Sidney: Can you knock?
Dad: I heard screaming.
Sidney: No, you didn't.
Dad: No?
Dad: Oh, well. I'm hitting the sack.
Dad: My flight leaves first thing in the morning. Now, the expo runs all
weekend so I'll won't be back till Sunday.
Dad: There's cash on the table and I am staying- -
Sidney: At the Hilton.
Dad: Out at the airport.....So call if- -
Sidney: I need anything.
Dad: I could've sworn I heard screaming.
Sidney: Have a good trip okay?
Dad: Sleep tight, sweetie.
Billy: Oh, close call.
Sidney: Billy, what are you doing here?
Billy: It occurred to me that I had never snuck through your bedroom
window.
Sidney: shhh..shhh...shhh..right and now that it's out of your system.
Billy: I was home watching television..the uh exorcist was on. It got me
thinking of you.
Sidney: It did?
Billy: Yeah, it was edited for TV all the good stuff was cut out.
Billy: And, it got me thinking of us.
Billy: How 2 years ago we started off hot and heavy.
Billy: Nice solid R rating on our way to a NC-17. And now...things have
changed and....lately were just sort of edited for television.
Sidney: Oh so you thought you would climb through my window and we'd have a
little raw footage?
Billy: No! I wouldn't dream of breaking your underwear rule.
Billy: I just thought we could do a little on-top-of-the-quilt stuff.
Sidney: Okay.
Billy: Yeah?
Sidney: Yeah.
Sidney: Okay, okay, okay. Time is up stud bucket.
Billy: God, you see what you do to me!
Sidney: You know what my dad will do to you?
Billy: Yeah, I'm going.
Sidney: Okay.
Sidney: You know, I appreciate the romantic gesture.
Billy: Hey about the no sex stuff, I'm not trying to rush you at all.
Billy: I was only half serious.
Sidney: Okay.
Sidney: Hey, Billy.
Sidney: Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship?
Billy: What's that?
Billy: My god your just a tease.
Scene 3 Woodsboro High School
Woman on radio: Thirty-five Ninety-five situation under control.
Man on radio: Roger, dispatch.
Woman reporter: There's blood found? Alright.
Another woman reporter: They're doing drugs they buy in the classroom
and that they are involved in the occult.
Woman reporter:Occult?
Gale: Woodsboro, California was devastated last night two young
teenagers were found brutally murdered. Authorities have yet to issued a
statement but our sources tell us that no arrests are yet to be made and
the murderer could strike again.
Tatum: Do you believe this shit?
Sidney: Damn, what's going on?
Tatum: You don't know?
Tatum: Casey Becker and Steve Orth were killed last night.
Sidney: What? No way.
Tatum: We're not just talking killed, we're talking splatter movie killed.
Ripped open from end to end.
Sidney: Casey Becker? She sits next to me in English.
Tatum: Not anymore.
Tatum: It's so sad her mom and dad they found her hanging from a tree
with her insides on the outside.
Sidney: Oh my god!
Sidney: Do they know who did it?
Tatum: Fucking clueless. I mean, they're intergotting the entire school,
teachers, students, janitors.
Sidney: They think it's school related?
Tatum: They don't know, Dewey was saying it's even worse crime since in
years. Even worse than... you know, well, it's bad.
Scene 4 Sidney's Engish Class
Kid: Here you go Mrs. Tate.
Mrs. Tate: Sidney.
Mrs. Tate: It appears to be your turn.
Scene 5 Mr. Himbry's Office
Mr. Himbry: Who's up next?
Dewey: Um..Sidney Prescott.
Mr. Himbry: She was the daughter of uh - -
Mr. Himbry: Sidney, how you feeling?
Sidney: Fine.
Sheriff Burke: Hi Sidney.
Sidney: Sheriff Burke, Dewey.
Dewey: Uh..that's Deputy Riley today Sid.
Sheriff Burke: How is everything?
Sidney: Good.
Sheriff Burke: And your dad how is he doing?
Sidney: Were fine thanks.
Mr. Himbry: We are going to keep this very brief, Sidney.
Mr. Himbry: The police just want to ask you a few questions.You okay?
Sidney: Mhmmm.
Sheriff Burke: Sidney, were you very close to Casey Becker?
Scene 6: Lunch Break
Mr. Himbry over P.A.: Remember your principal loves you
and I want you to be safe. All students are encouraged to
return home promptly from school grounds.
Avoid strangers, walk in 2's and 3's.
Tatum: What kind of questions did they ask you Sid?
Sidney: They asked me if I knew Casey.
Tatum: They asked me too.
Stu: Hey did they ask if you liked to hunt?
Billy: Yeah, they did. Did they ask you?
Tatum: Why would they ask if you liked to hunt?
Randy: Cause they're bodies were gutted.
Billy: Thank you, Randy.
Tatum: They didn't ask me if I liked to hunt.
Stu: Cause there is no way a girl could've killed them.
Tatum: That is so sexist.
Tatum: The killer could easily be a female, Basic Extinct.
Randy: That was an ice pick, not exactly the same thing.
Stu: Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out.
Stu: And the fact is it takes a man to do something like that.
Tatum: Or a man's mentality.
Sidney: How do you....gut someone?
Stu: You take a knife and you slit them from groin to sternum.
Billy: Hey, It's called tact you fuckrag.
Sidney: Hey Stu, didn't you used to date Casey?
Stu: Yeah for like two seconds.
Randy: Before she dumped him for Steve.
Tatum: I thought you dumped her for me.
Stu: I did, he's full of shit.
Randy: And are the police aware you dated the victim?
Stu: What are you saying, that I killed her?
Randy: It would sure improve your high school "Q".
Tatum: Stu was with me last night.
Stu: Yeah I was!
Randy: Was that before or after he sliced and diced?
Tatum: Fuck You nut case! Where were you last night?
Randy: Working Thank you.
Tatum: At the video store?
Tatum: I thought they fired your sorry ass.
Randy: Twice.
Stu: I didn't kill anybody.
Billy: Nobody said you did.
Stu: Thanks buddy.
Randy: Besides, it takes a man to do a thing like that.
Stu: I'm gonna gut your ass in a second kid.
Randy: Tell me something, Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Cause I heard that
they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and pancreas.
Tatum: Randy you goon! Fuck, I'm trying to eat here.
Stu: She's getting mad alright?
Stu: You better liver alone.
Stu: Liver alone!
Stu: Liv - - Ow!
Stu: Liver. Liver. It was a joke!
Scene 7 Sidney's House
Girl: See you, Sidney. Talk to you tomorrow, Sid!
Sidney: So your sure I can stay over? Cause my dad won't be back till
Sunday.
Tatum: No prob, I'll pick you up after practice. You okay?
Sidney: Uh-huh, It's just, you know, the police and reporters just like deja vu all
over again.
Tatum: I'll be there by 7:00 I promise.
Sidney: Thanks Tatum.
Tatum: Later.
Woman Reporter: The bodies of 17 year old Casey Becker and her 18 year
old boyfriend Steven Orith were discovered late last night by her parents.
Man Reporter: The Woodsboro double murder case. Authorities are baffled
by the lack of clues and the savage - -.
Gale: The town's in shock and nobody can quite believe what has happened
here, although this is not the first time this small community of
Woodsboro has endured such tragedy. Only a year ago Maureen Prescott,
wife and mother, was found raped and murdered not far from this peaceful
town square.
Sidney: Hello?
Tatum: Practice ran late, I am on my way, okay?
Sidney: It's past 7:00.
Tatum: Don't worry Casey and Steve didn't bite it till way after ten.
Sidney: Oh Oh that's comforting.
Tatum: I'm going swing by the video store. I was thinking Tom Cruise in
"All the Right Moves". If you pause it just right you can see his penis.
Sidney: Whatever, just hurry up.
Tatum: Ta-ta Sid.
Sidney: Tatum, just get in the car.
Man: Hello Sidney.
Sidney: Uh..Hi, who is this?
Man: You tell me.
Sidney: Well, I - I have no idea.
Man: Scary night isn't it?With all the murders and all it's like just out of a horror movie
or something.
Sidney: Randy, you gave yourself away.Are you calling from work cause if you are Tatum is on the way
over?
Man: Do you like scary movies, Sidney?
Sidney: I like that thing your doing with your voice Randy, It's sexy.
Man: What's your favorite scary movie
Sidney: You know I don't watch that shit.
Man: Why not? Too scared?
Sidney: No no, it's just what's the point they are all the same. Some stupid
killer stalking some big breasted girl who can't act who's always
running up the steps when she should be going out the front door...It's
insulting.
Man: Are you alone in the house?
Sidney: Randy, That's so unoriginal I'm so disappointed in you.
Man: Maybe because I'm not Randy.
Sidney: So who are you?
Man: The question isn't who am I it's where am I?
Sidney: S - So where are you?
Man: Your front porch.
Sidney: Why would you be calling from my front porch?
Man: That's the original part.
Sidney: Oh yeah? Well, I call your bluff.
Sidney: So where are you?
Man: Right here.
Sidney: Can you see me right now?
Man: Uh-huh.
Sidney: Ah.ok.
Sidney: What am I doing huh?Huh, what am I doing, hello?
Sidney: Nice try, Randy.Tell Tatum to hurry up okay, Bye now.
Man: If you hang up on me you'll die just like your mother. Do you want
to die Sidney? Your mother sure didn't.
Sidney: Fuck you, you cretin.
Sidney: Aaaahh!
Sidney: Shit!
Sidney: Billy!
Billy: The door was locked -I heard screaming, you alright?
Sidney: The killer is here he's in the house. He's in the house
Billy: He's gone, He's gone.
Billy: It's alright.
Billy: What?
Billy: Sid, What?
Billy: Whoa, Whoa, Wait, Wait, Wait, Sid, Wait!
Billy: Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Sid, What's going on?
Billy: Sidney come back, Sidney.
Sidney: Aaaaahhhh
Dewey: Aaaaaahhhhh
Dewey: I found this. Come on
Scene 8 Billy's arrest
Police Officer: Alright hold your hands together.
Dewey: Do you wish to give up your right to remain silent?
Billy: I didn't do anything.
Dewey: Do you wish to give up your right to speak to an attorney and
have them present during questioning?
Billy: Ask her, She'll tell you.Ask her
Sheriff Burke: What do we have Dewey?
Dewey: I caught him Sheriff.
Sheriff Burke: Who is that?
Dewey: Billy Loomis.
Billy: Sheriff, Sheriff, Call these off.
Billy: I didn't do it, Sheriff wait.
Billy: Please call my dad, pleas call him he'll tell you, call him.
Billy: Sidney, Sidney.
Sheriff Burke: How she doing?
Dewey: Sid's tougher than she looks.
Sheriff Burke: Well, were seeing alot of you today.
Sheriff Burke: Are you going to be able to come down to the station and
answer a few questions?
Tatum: Oh Shit! Sidney God Sidney, I'm so sorry I was late.
Dewey: Tatum you can't be here it's an official crime scene.
Sidney: It's okay.
Tatum: Her dad's out of town she's staying with us tonight.
Dewey: Does mom know?
Tatum: Yes dufus.
Tatum: Let's get out of here.
Dewey: Oh you won't believe this.
Dewey: Creepy huh?
Gale: I'll be damned.
Kenny: Huh?
Gale: Jesus, the camera hurry.
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.
Gale: Sidney, is that you in there?
Gale: is that Sidney Prescott in there?
Tatum: I'm not talking to you.
Gale: What happened to her?
Gale: I heard something about a costume is that true?
Gale: Can you tell me anything?
Tatum: Yeah, your a real pain in the ass.
Kenny: Where she going?
Gale: Look Kenny?
Kenny: Yeah?
Gale: I know your about 50 pounds over weight but when I say hurry
please interpret that as move your fat-tub-of-lard-ass NOW!
Scene 9 Police Headqaurters
Sidney: Did you find him?
Dewey: You sure it was the Hilton?
Sidney: At the airport.
Dewey: He's not registered there.
Dewey: Could he of stayed somewhere else?
Sidney: I don't know, I guess.
Dewey: Don't worry Sid.
Dewey: We'll find him.
Dewey: I'll be right back.
Sheriff Burke: Let me ask you this, what are you doing with a cellular
phone son?
Billy: Everybody's got one Sheriff.
Billy: I didn't make those calls. I swear it.
Hank: Why don't you check the phone bill for Christ Sake?
Hank: Call Vital Phone Comp. they've got a record of every number
dialed.
Sheriff Burke: Thanks Hank, were on top of it.
Sheriff Burke: War were you doing over Sidney's house tonight?
Billy: I wanted to see her, that's all.
Sheriff Burke: And last night?sidney said you climbed through her window
last night too?
Hank: You went out last night?
Billy: I was watching TV, I got bored. I decided to go for a ride.
Sheriff Burke: Did you happen to drive by Casey Becker's house too?
Billy: No No I didn't.
Billy: Sheriff, I didn't kill anybody.
Sheriff Burke: Were gonna have to hold you son until we get those phone
records.
Billy: That's crazy, you know that.I didn't do it.
Woman: Camera 2? Okay.
Kenny: Are there anymore donuts in here?
Gale: Move it Kenny.
Kenny: They're not letting anybody in.
Gale: I'm not just anyone.
Kenny: Bitch goddess.
Gale: Kenny, are we on?
Kenny: Yeah! Go!
Gale: Hi! Gale Weathers reporting live from Woodsboro police station
hoping to get a glimpse of Sidney Prescott.
Police Officer: Hey watch it lady.
Gale: Hey, watch the hand, do you know who your dealing with here?
Billy: Tell them, come on dad, tell them.
Police Officer: He's waiting for the lawyer, Billy.
Billy: Sidney, Sidney come on you know me.
Billy: Sidney look at me, come on!
Tatum: I'm going to get you out of here okay? Are you okay?
Dewey: They sell this costume in every five and dime in the state. There
is no way we can track the purchase.
Sheriff Burke: What about that cellular phone bill?
Dewey: Well We're pulling Loomis's account we won't know anything till
morning.
Tatum: Oh come on!
Dewey: Think he did it?
Sheriff Burke: Twenty years ago I would've said "not a chance" these
kids today damned if I know.
Tatum: Hey Dewey can we go ynow?
Dewey: Just a minute.
Tatum: God damn it Dewey.
Dewey: What did mom tell you?
Dewey: When I wear this badge you treat me as a man of the law.
Tatum: I'm sorry Deputy-Dewey-Boy but, we are ready to go now.
Police Officer: Whoa!
Sheriff Burke: Take them out the back way to avoid that circus out
there.
Dewey: Come on.
Tatum: Don't touch me.
Dewey: He's my superior.
Tatum: Janitor's your superior.
Sheriff Burke: Let's get back to work!
Gale: Isn't there a back way out of this place?
Kenny: Yeah, down that alley I think.
Dewey: You guys stay here, I'm going to get the car.
Dewey: Don't move, Don't make a sound.
Gale: There she is, Sidney! Hi! some night. What happened? Are
you alright?
Tatum: She's not answering any questions. Just leave us alone.
Sidney: No Tatum. It's okay. She's just doing her job. Right Gale?
Gale: Yes, that's right.
Sidney: How's the book?
Gale: Well, it'll be out later this year.
Sidney: I'll look for it.
Gale: I'll send you a copy!
Kenny: Jeez.
Kenny: Nice Shot.
Sidney: Bitch.
Kenny: no i mean camera shot. Where'd you learn to punch like that?
Scene 10 Tatum's House
Tatum: God I loved it "I'll send you a copy"
BAM bitch went down!"I'll send you a copy"
BAM Sid Super Bitch!You are so cool!
Dewey: I thought you might want some ice for that right hook.
Sidney: Thanks.
Dewey: I'll be right next door. Try to get some sleep.
Tatum: Yeah, yeah
Tatum: Do you really think Billy did it?
Sidney: He was there Tatum.
Tatum: He was destined to have a flaw, I knew he was too perfect.
Mom: Telephone honey.
Tatum: Who is it?
Mom: It's for Sid.
Sidney: I'll get it.
Sidney: My dad?
Mom: I don't think so.
Tatum: Take a message
Mom: How she doing?
Sidney: Hello?
Man: Hello Sidney.
Sidney: NO!
Man: Poor Billy - boyfriend.
Man: An innocent guy doesn't stand a chance with you.
Sidney: Leave me alone.
Man: Look's like you fingered the wrong guy again!
Sidney: Who are you?
Mom: Dewey?
Tatum: Hang up Sid!
Man: You'll find out soon enough. I promise
Dewey: What? What?
Tatum:What!
Dewey: Hello?
Scene 11 Breakfeast at Tatum Riley's house
Reporter: Sidney Prescott escaped a vicious attack last night. Sidney is
the daughter of Maureen Prescott who was brutally killed last year by
convicted murderer Cotton Weary broke into their home and savagely raped
and tortured the deceased. Cotton Weary is now waiting appeal for the
death sentence handed down by young Sidney after she testified against
him. She was the key witness in the state's case against the....
Sidney: It's never going to stop is it?
Dewey: Billy was released, his cellular bill was clean, he didn't
make those calls.
Dewey: We are checking every cellular account in the county. Any calls
made to you or Casey Becker are being cross-referenced. It's gonna take
some time, but we'll find him.
Tatum: Okay?
Scene 12 The Next Day At School
Dewey: Don't worry, Sid. It's school you'll be safe here.
Reporter: So how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered?
Dewey: Leave her alone!
Reporter: People want to know.We have a right to know.
Dewey: Leave her alone.
Reporter: How does it feel?
Dewey: She just wants to get an education.
Tatum: What?
Sidney: Just a second.
Gale: Stop right there.
Sidney: I'm not here to fight! I just need to talk.
Gale: Kenny, camera now!
Sidney: Off the record, no camera.
Gale: Forget it!
Sidney: Please, you owe me!
Gale: I owe you shit!
Sidney: You owe my mother!
Gale: Your mother's murder was last year's hottest court case. Somebody
was going to write a book about it.
Sidney: Right, but it had to be you with all your lies and bullshit
theories.
Gale: What is your problem? You got what you wanted. Cotton Weary is in
jail they're gonna gas him. A book is not gonna change that.
Sidney: Do you still think he's innocent?
Gale: Your testimony put him away it doesn't matter what I think.
Sidney: During the trial you did all those stories about me calling me a
liar
Gale: I think you falsely identified him, Yes.
Sidney: Have you talked to Cotton?
Gale: Many times.
Sidney: Has his story changed?
Gale: NOT ONE WORD!
Gale: He admits to having sex with your mother but, that's all.
Sidney: He's lying she would of never touched him. He raped her and then
he butchered her. Her blood was all over his coat.
Gale: He was drunk that night. He left his coat at your house after your
mother seduced him.
Sidney: I saw him leave wearing it.
Gale: No! You saw someone leave wearing that coat...The same someone that planted
it in Cotton's car. Framing him!
Sidney: No! Cotton murdered my mother.
Gale: Your not so sure anymore are you?
Tatum: Nice welt sweetie.
Tatum: Let's go Sid.
Gale: Those murders are related.
Sidney: I'm sorry I mangled your face.
Gale: Sidney don't go.
Tatum: Just stop.
Gale: Jesus Christ.An innocent man on death row, A killer's still on the loose, Kenny
tell me I am dreaming.
Kenny: You wanna go live?
Gale: no no noNot so fast we don't have anything concrete.
Kenny: You can't just sit on it.
Gale: I know thats why we need proof. If I am right , I could save a
man's life. Do you know what that could do to my book sales?
Scene 13 The Hallway
Sidney: This is a mistake I shouldn't be here.
Tatum: I want you to meet me here right after class. Okay Sid?
Sidney: Alright.
Sidney: Hey, I haven't seen Billy around. Is he really pissed?
Stu: you mean after you branded him the Candyman?
Stu: No his heart is broken.
Tatum: Stu.
Stu: Oww.
Guys in costume: Aaaah,Aaaaah. Aaaaahhh
Sidney: Why are they doing this?
Stu: Are you kidding it's like Christmas.
Tatum: Stupidity Leak!
Stu: Take it easy.
Tatum: Sidney.
Billy: Oww.
Sidney; Jesus...shit.
Billy: It's just me.
Billy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,you still think its me don't you?
Sidney: No no I don't
Sidney: It's just that someone was there. Someone was there Billy,
someone was trying to kill me.
Billy: I know the police said I must of scared him off.
Sidney: I know. he called me again last night at Tatum's house.
Billy: See, It couldn't be me. I was in jail. remember.
Sidney: I'm so sorry, please understand.
Billy: Understand what? That I have a girlfriend who would rather accuse me of a being a
psychopathic killer than touch me.
Sidney: You know that's not true.
Billy: Then what is it?
Sidney: What is it?
Sidney: Billy, I was attack and nearly filleted last night.
Billy: I mean between us. You haven't been the same since... since your mother died.
Sidney: Is your brain leaking? My mom was killed! I can't believe you are bringing this up.
Billy: i knowIt's been a year.
Sidney: Tomorrow. One year tomorrow
Billy: Well i think its time you got over that.
I mean when my mum left my dad I accepted it. That's the way it is. She's not coming back
Sidney: Your parents split up. This is not the same thing. Your mom left town. She is not lying in a grave somewhere
Billy:Ok,ok i'm sorry it's a bad analogy. It's just that i want my girlfriend back
Sidney: I'm sorry if my tramatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence
Billy:What? No body said that.
Billy: Stupid!
Mr. Himbry: You make me so sick. Your entire habit inducing whoring, theiving generatin disgusts me.
So,two of your fellow students are murdered and this is how you show your compassion and sensitivity?
Let me tell you something.You're expelled, get out!
Costume guy 1:Come on mr himbry, it was just a joke.
Costume guy 2:That's not fair
Mr. Himbry: Your absolutely right. No it's not fair. Fairness would be to rip your insides out,hang you from a tree and expose
you as the desensitised little shits that you are
Cheerleader: She was never attacked. I think she made it all up
Girl: Why would she lie about it?
Cheerleader: For attentiom. The girl has some serious issues.
Cheerleader: What if she did it? What if Sidney killed Casey and Steve?
Girl: Why would she do that?
Cheerleader: Maybe she had the hots for steve and killed them both in a jealous rage?
Girl: What would sidney want with Steve? She has her own bubble butt boyfriend, billy.
Cheerleader: Maybe she's a slut just like her mother
Girl: Your evil
Cheerleader: wait, it's acommon fact. Her mother was a tramp
Girl: Cut some slack, she watched her mome get butchered
Cheerleader: Yeah, and it fucked her up royally. Think about it. Her mother's death leaves
her disturbed and alone in a cruel and inhumane world.She's dillusional where's god etcetera.
Completely suicidal. One day she snaps wants to kill herself but realises that teen suicide is out this year, and
homocide is a much healthier therapuetic form of expression.
Girl: Where do you get this shit?
Cheerleader: Ricki Lake
Girl: You are pathetic
Sidney: Pathetic
Reporter:In what appears to be a prank,several studentwere seen wearing scary masks
School officials have yet to comment but this is known to be the same costume that
was worn by the killer. Seventeen year old Casey Becker and her
boyfriend Steve Orith have already lost their lives. Who's next?
Gale: Hi, Gale Weathers. Field correspondant for Top Story.
Dewey: I know who you are miss weather's. How's the eye?
Gale: Productive. Is their a problem on campus?
Dewey:No. everything's under control
Gale: Well of course, your here.
Dewey: You're not supposed to be here.
Gale: I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker story, but who new?
Gale: you look awfully young to be a police officer
Dewey: I'm 25 years old
Gale: You know, in a demographic study I proved to be most popular amongst males 11 to 24.
Guess i just missed you. Of course you don't look a day over 12. Except in that
upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?
Dewey:No mam. Because of my boyish good lucks muscle mass has increased
my acceptance as a serious police officer
Mr. Himbry over p.a.: I need your attention now kids. Due to the recent events
that have occured,effective immediatelyall classes are suspendeduntil futher notice.
Woodsboro police department has issued a city wide curfew beginning at nine o clock tonight.
Gale: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands.
Dewey:Serial killer's not really accurate,He'd have to knock of a couple more to get that title.
Gale: well,we can hope can't we? I mean we certainly don't have any leads.
Have you located sidneys father
Dewey:No not yet.
Gale: Well he's not a suspect is he?
Dewey: We haven't ruled him out as a posibility. Now if you'll excuse me..
Gale: I'm sorry, am i keeping you?
Dewey:If I may say so Miss Weathers you are much prettier in person
Gale: So you do watch the show
Dewey:I'm 25. I was 24 for a whole year
Gale: please, call me Gale
Tatum: It was just some sick fuck having a laugh.
Sidney: No it was hi i knw it
Tatum: Alright you're not to be alone any more. You pee, I pee,is that clear?
Stu: Kizoomy, y kizeey kiza. I don't know what you did Sidneybut on behalf
of the student body we all say THANKYOU.
Stu: Impromptu party tonight, my house to celebrate this little fiasco, what do you say?
Sidney: are you serious?
Stu: if this little vixen doesn't invite the entire world it'll be fun. Intimate
gathering, intimate friends
Tatum: what do you say Sid. Could have it's perks
Stu: Totally protected. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered girl
Tatum: Come on Sid, for me? It could be fun.
Sidney: Alright
Stu: Yeah? Nice. You girls bring food alright.
Mr Himbry: maaaahhh
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Mr Himbry: Yes? Hello?
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Mr Himbry: Damn little shits
Fred: What did you call me? huh?
Mr Himbry: Not you fred
Mr Himbry: AAAAAAAAHHHH. Aaahh. Ow Ow Ow
Tatum: What if Cotton Weary was telling the truth? Your Dad was always out
out of town on business. Maybe your mum was just a very unhappy woman
Sidney: Ifthey were having an affair then how come Cotton couldn't prove it in court?
Tatum: Well, you can't prove a rumour, that's why. It's a rumour
Sidney: Right created by that tabloid twit Gale Weathers.
Tatum: it goes futher back sid. She wouldn't talk about him.
Sidney: And you believe her?
Tatum: Well you can on;y hear that richard gere gerbil story so many times before you have to start believing it
Sidney: you know if i was wrong about cotton weary then the killer's still out there
Tatum: Don't go there Sid. Your starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter movie. Don't freak yourself
out ok we've got a long night ahead of us, ok?
Guy: Watch i jerk.
Randy: Sorry
Stu: Ooooohhhhhhh.
Randy: Dork
Stu: Jesus, this place is packed tonight man
Randy:We had a run in the mass murder section
Stu: Coming to my fiesta?
Randy:yeah, i'm off early - curfew, you know
Girl: What's that werewolf movie with ET's mom in it?
Randy:The howling, horror straight ahead
Randy:Oh now that's in poor taste.
Stu: What?>
Randy: If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath would
you be standing in the horror section
Stu: : It was just a misunderstanding. He didn't do anything
Randy: You're such a little lapdog. He's got killer printed all over his forhead.
Stu: Oh, really? Then why'd the cops let him go, smart guy.
Randy::Well obviously they don't watch enough movies. This is standard horror movie
stuff. Prom night revisited, man.
Stu: Oh yeah, why would he want to kill his own girlfriend?
Randy:There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.
That's the beauty of it all. Simplicity. Besides, if it gets too complicated
you lose your target audience
Stu: well, what's his reason
Randy:Maybe sidney wouldn't have sex with him.
Stu:What, is she saving herself for you?
Randy:Maybe. Now that Blly tried to mutilate her do you think Sid would go out with me?
Stu: Ha ha. No I don't at all. No
Stu: You know who I think it is? I think its her father, i mean why can't
they find her pops man?
Randy:: because he's probably Dead. He'll come popping up in a last reel somewhere
eyes gouged out fingers cut off, teeth knocked out. You see the police are always
of track with this shit. If they watched promnight they'd save time
There's a formula to it a very simple formula - EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT
Randy: No, I'm telling you the dad's a red herring. It's Billy
Billy: How do we know you're not the killer? huh?
Randy: hi billy
Billy: Mabe your movie freaked mind lost its reality button,you ever think of that.
Randy: you're absolutely right i'm the first to admit it, if this was a scary
movie i'd be the prime suspect.
Stu: And what would be your motive?
Randy:it's the millenium. Motives are incidental
Billy: millenium. I like that Millenium
Stu: that's good. millenium
Billy: quit kid
Stu: millenium. Good word my man
Randy:And you're telling me that's not a killer?
Dewey:Sure is quiet
Sidney: Look at this place it;s like the town of the dreaded sundown
Dewey: Yeah, i saw that novie. it's about a killer in texas huh?
Tatum: Hey Sid, just think if they make a movie about syou who would they
get to play you?
Sidney: i shudder to think
Dewey:i see you as a young meg ryan myself
Sidney: Thanks Dewey with my luck i'd get tori spelling
Dewey: I'm just gonna be a few minuites. You girls don't go too far.
Sidney: is billy gonna be there tonight?
Tatum: he better not be. Itold stu to keep his mouth shut.
I think we can do without the endorphan rush for one night.
Sidney: Billy's right you know. Whenever he touche me i just cant relax
Tatum: So you have a few intimacy issues as a result of your mothers untimely death
It's no big deal sid
Sidney: yeah, but he has been so patient with me with
all this sex stuff. I mean how many guys would
put up with a girlfriend who is sexually anorexic?
Tatum: Billy and his penis don't deserve you, alright?
Sheriff Burke: Dewey where the hell have you been?
Dewey:: i was keeping an eye on sidney.
Dewey: I thought yuo quit
Sheriff Burke: I did, but damnit.Dewey, Vital Phone
justed faxed us. Those calls are listed to Neil Prescott. He made those calls
with his cellular its been confirmed
Dewey:there's no way his cellular could have been cloned?
Sheriff Burke: Wait, there's more. Guess what tomorrow is -
the anniversary of his wife's death. We'll pu t road blocks
and the curfew in effect tonight. If he's not picked up tomorrow
we'll do a house to house. Where's Sidney?
Dewey:She's with my sister. Do you want me to bring her in?
Sheriff Burke: No,Not just yet.Let's find Neil first, make sure he's our man.
You stay close to Sidney. Don't let her out of your
sight.
Dewey: Yes Sir.
Scene 22 Party at Stu's House
Dewey: Alright you girls have fun, Not too much fun or I'll punish ya!
Dewey: Bye Sid.
Sidney: Bye.
Tatum: Here kids.
Tatum: Oh that's absurd.
Stu: Your tardy for the party so we started without you.
Stu: Oh my man.
Scene 23 Gale's News Van
Gale: Shh.
Kenny: Were we spotted?
Gale: I don't think so, go get the camera.
Dewey: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare ya.
Gale: Deputy, that's okay.
Dewey: So what brings you to these parts?
Gale: Well you never know when or where a story will break.
Dewey: Not much of a story here just a bunch of kids cutting it loose.
Gale: Then what are you doing here?
Dewey: Just keeping an eye on things.
Dewey: I'm gonna check the party out.
Gale: Do you mind if I join you?
Dewey: Not at all.
Gale: Let me get my coat.
Gale: Thanks.
Gale: Alright.
Dewey: yeah, I'm fine.
Dewey: Oh yeah.
Scene 24 Gale Joins The Party
Randy: How many evil dead's?
Randy: How many Hellraiser's?
Stu: right here.
Sidney: The Fog, Terror Train, Prom Night. How come Jamie Lee Curtis is
in all of these movies?
Randy: She's the Scream Queen!
Stu: With a set of lungs like that she should be.
Stu: Yeah.
Tatum: Tits, see?
Stu: Oh, I'll get it.
Stu: Hey Tate, grab another beer would ya? There's beer in the garage.
Tatum: What am I the Beer wench?
Randy: She was nominated for Terror Train.
Sidney: Oh yeah?
Stu: You'll never believe who's here! It's that chic from Top Story!
Dewey: Your under age son, I'm kidding have a good time.
Tatum: Dewey?
Dewey: Hi!
Tatum: Dewey?
Tatum: What is she doin' here?
Dewey: She's with me.
Dewey: I'm just checking things out.
Tatum: So you did.Now leave and take your media mouth with you.
Girl #1: I just think your awesome.
Gale: Oh thank you very much.
Girl #2: I watch your show religiously.
Gale: That's great.
Dewey: Hey.
Sidney: Hey.
Randy: I need a camera.
Sidney: Have you found my father?
Dewey: I'm afraid not.
Sidney: Should I be worried?
Dewey: Not yet.
Boy #1: That's the one I want HALLOWEEN!
Scene 25 Tatum goes into the garage
Tatum: MMM.
Tatum: Jesus!
Tatum: Tatum it's okay.
Tatum: Shit.
Tatum: Hey Shitheads!
Tatum: Hello?
Tatum: Shit, Piss.
Tatum: Is that you Randy?
Tatum: Cute, what movie is this from?
Tatum: I spit on your garage?
Tatum: Lose the costume, if Sidney sees it she'll flip.
Tatum: Oh, you wanna play psycho killer?
Tatum: Can I be the helpless victim?
Tatum: Okay let's see, no please don't kill me mr ghostface I want to be in
the sequel.
Tatum: Cut Casper that's a wrap.
Tatum: Randy, what the hell are you doing?
Tatum: Ahhh! Stop!
Tatum: Fucker!
Tatum: Ahhh! No! No!
Scene 26 Billy joins the party
Stu: Happy Curfew!
Boy #1: Nice party, Stu.
Sidney: TATUM come on!
Sidney: Do you know where she is?
Billy: Ah!
Sidney: Oh Billy Hey?
Stu: MM. Billy what are you doing here?
Billy: I was hoping to talk to Sidney alone.
Sidney: You know if Tatum sees you she'll draw blood.
Stu: You know, why don't you guys go up to my parents bedroom?
Stu: So you guys can talk, whatever.
Billy: Subtlety Stu, you should look it up.
Sidney: No it's okay we need to talk.
Stu: Ooh! Ow!
Randy: What's leatherface doing here?
Stu: Cute, He came to make up.
Randy: There goes my chance with Sid. Damn it.
Stu: As if, that's all I'm going to say, as if.
Randy: Oh really Alicia? "As if" I'm going to go check on them.
Scene 27 Kenny has 30 seconds of a delay
Kenny: Come on!
Kenny: You are a genius. Oh shit!
Gale: What?
Kenny: I got delay.
Gale: How long is it?
Kenny: I don't know.
Kenny: What did it take you to walk from the house? 30 seconds?
Gale: It'll be fine. Just record it.
Gale: Oh, the placement is perfect.
Gale: Tell me Kenneth?
Kenny: Hmm?
Gale: Has a cheesy tabloid journalist ever won the Pulitzer?
Kenny: First time for everything.
Gale: Your damn right.
Scene 28 Stu's Parent's Bedroom
sidney: So um...
Billy: So...I'm sorry, I've been selfish and I want to apologize.
Sidney: No Billy, I - I am the one who's been selfish and self-absorbed
with all of this post traumatic stress.
Billy: You lost your mom!
Sidney: Yeah, I know but your right. Enough is enough. I can't wallow in
the grief process forever and I can't keep lying to myself about who my
mom was. Yeah I think, I'm really ...scared that I'm gonna turn out
just like her you know? Like the bad seed or something and I know it
doesn't make any sense.
Billy: Yeah it does. hmm...It's like Jodie Foster in "Silence of the
Lambs" when she keeps having flashbacks of her dead father.
Sidney: But this is life, this isn't a movie.
Billy: Sure it is Sid. It's all it is. It's all one big movie.
Billy: Only you can't pick your genre.
Sidney: Why can't I be a Meg Ryan movie or even a good porno.
Billy: What?
Sidney: You heard me.
Billy: Are you sure?
Sidney: Yeah I think so.
Scene 28 The Rules
Randy: Look, Look, Look here it comes!
Boy #1: Whoa Ohh!
Boy #2: The blood is all wrong.Why do they do that? It's too red.
Randy: Wait, here comes another.
Boy #1: Ooh, yes yes.
Boy #1: Predictable, I knew he was going to bite it.
Boy #2: How can you watch this shit over and over?
Randy: Shh.
Stu: I wanna see Jamie Lee's breast.
Stu: When will we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
Randy: Breasts?
Randy: Not until "Trading Places" in '83.
Randy: Jamie was always the virgin in horror movies.
Randy: She never showed her tits until she went legits.
Girl #1: Couldn't afford a decent pair.
Randy: That's why she always out smarted the killer in the big chase
scene at the end.
Randy: Only virgins can do that, don't you know the rules?
Stu: What rules?
Randy: Jesus Christ, You don't know the rules?!
Stu: Have an aneurysm why don't you!
Randy: There are certain rules you must abide by in order to
successfully survive a horror movie.
Randy: For instance. #1 You can never have sex. Big no-no Big no-no.
Stu: I'm a dead man.
Randy: Sex equals death okay?
Randy: #2 You can never drink or do drugs. no its a sin factor.A sin.
It's an extension of number 1.
Randy: #3 never never ever under any circumstances do you ever say "I'll
be right back" cause you won't be back.
Stu: I'm getting another beer you want one?
Randy: Yeah sure.
Stu: "I'll be right back!"
Randy: You push the laws and you end up dead. I'll see you in the
kitchen with a knife.
Scene 29 Missing Car In The Bushes
Gale: Um..boring.
Dewey: The sheriff just radioed. Somebody reported a car in the
bushes down the road.I'm gonna go check it out.Would you care to join me?
Dewey:
Dewey:
Gale: I'd love to.
Gale: If your sure it's alright?
Dewey: Mam, I'm the deputy of this town.
Gale: Be right back.
Dewey: excuse me maam.
Gale: Mhmm.
Dewey: I thought maybe we'd walk.It's such a nice night out. I got a flashlight.
Dewey: Your not scared are you?
Gale: No.
Gale: Alright.
Dewey: Great.
Dewey: Do you know what that constellation is?
Gale: No, what is it?
Dewey: I don't know that's why I was asking you
Scene 30 Principal Himbry's a dead man
Dewey: I don't know that's why I was asking you.
Boy #1: What happened to Tatum, Stu?
Stu: She probably got pissed at me and bailed.
Stu: No. I'm just kidding.
Randy: Look! Here comes the obligatory tit shot.
Boy #1 and #2: Yes! Oh! Beautiful! Lovely! Oh my god!
Girl #1: I'll leave you guys alone.
Billy: You are so amazing.
Randy: Hello? YeahHoly Shit!No
Randy:.
Randy: Listen up!
Randy: They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung on the
goal post in the football field.
Boys: What are we waiting for? Let's go before they pry him down. Where
did he say he was? The football field.
Randy: Come on! Where you guys going?
Randy: We were just getting to the good part!
Boys: Whoo! Hi Ho Silver! Let's Go!
Scene 31 Dewey and Gale Flirt
Gale: So, is Dewey your real name?
Dewey: No. It's Dwight.
Gale: Dwight? I'm sorry.
Dewey: No it's alright.
Dewey: Dewey's just something I got stuck with a long time ago.
Gale: Well, I like it. It's sexy.
Dewey: Sexy?
Gale: Mhmm.
Dewey: It's just this town's way of not taking me serious.
Gale: What about Gale Weathers? It sounds like I'm a meteorologist or
something.
Gale: People treat me like I'm the anti-Christ of television journalism.
Dewey: I don't think your that bad.
Gale: No? I think that's just because you kinda like me.
Dewey: They sure are coming fast. SLOW DOWN!
Dewey: FREEZE! JUMP!
Dewey: I'm sorry are you okay?
Gale: Yeah.
Dewey: I'm sorry, I'm on duty.
Gale: Is that what your looking for?
Dewey: My whole life.
Dewey: Damn.
Gale: What? What is it?
Dewey: This is Neil Prescott's car.
Gale: Sidney's father?
Dewey: Yeah.
Dewey: Jesus, what's he doing here?
Dewey: We gotta get back.
Scene 32 Poor Billy Boyfriend
Billy: You okay?
Sidney: Yeah, yeah I'm fine.
Sidney: Who'd you call?
Billy: What?
Sidney: Um..Well..when your arrested you are allowed a phone call. I was
just curious who'd you call?
Billy: I called my dad.
Sidney: No, um Sheriff Burke call your dad. I saw him.
Billy: Yeah, but when I called i didn't get an answer.
Sidney: Huh?
Billy: You don't still think it was me do you?
Sidney: No No.
Sidney: I was just thinking if it was you it would be a clever way to
throw me off track. You know using your one phone call to call me so I
wouldn't think it was you. That's all.
Billy: Really?
Billy: What do I have to do to prove to you I am not a killer?
Sidney: Oh my god
Billy:huh?
Sidney: Oh my god.
Billy: Sidney?
Sidney: Billy, watch out!
Billy: Ahhh! sid SID!
Sidney: No!
Sidney: Shit!
Sidney: Help me somebody help me.
Sidney: HELP ME!
Scene 33 Randy Is Drunk
Randy: NO JAMIE WATCH OUT!
Randy: Watch out Jamie you know he's around.
Randy: You you know.
Randy: Look there he is I told you.
Randy: He's right around the corner.
Randy: Jamie Jamie Jamie look behind you, Jamie look behind you! Look behind
you! Turn around, behind you! Behind you Jamie, Jamie turn around.
Randy: Oh god, Yeah
Scene 34 Sidney's running
Sidney: Help me! Help me!
Sidney: Let me in!
Sidney: The killer's after me. He's in the house.
Kenny: Where wait!
Kenny: There's a camera in the house. Look! Behind you!
Kenny: Oh my god! No oh shit! Behind you kid!
Sidney: RANDY! Behind you. Look around!
Kenny: Shit!
Sidney: What?
Kenny: Were on a 30 second delay.
Kenny: Oh my god.
Kenny: Ahh!
Sidney: Ahh!
Dewey: Is there a phone in the van?
Gale: Yeah.
Scene 36 Dewey's On The Dot
Dewey: Lock yourself in it and call the sheriff for back up.
Dewey: Be careful!
Dewey: Neil?
Dewey: Mr. Prescott?
Scene 37 Gale's Lament
Gale: Shit!
Gale: Kenny, I need the cellular.
Gale: Kenny!
Gale: Kenny!
Gale: 9-1-1.
Randy: What's going on?
Randy: Ooh! Aah!
Gale: Oh god! Oh! Oh God! Kenny, I'm sorry but get of my fucking
windshield.
Sidney: STOP!
Sidney: Oh god!
Sidney: Dewey!
Sidney: Dewey, where are you?
Sidney: Dewey?
Dewey: Sidney?
Sidney: Dewey!
Sidney: shit
Radio: 7835 code 6 suspect at 105 N. Avenue 52.
Sidney: Hello! Help Me please! I'm at Stu Macher's house on Turner Lane. It's
261 Turner Lane. Please he's gonna try and kill me.
Randy: SIDNEY! SIDNEY! Jesus, we got to get the fuck out of here.
Sidney: Stop, right there!
Randy: Don't shoot, It's me. I found Tatum she's dead. I think Stu did
it!
Stu: Don't listen to him Sidney!
Sidney: Stay back!
Randy: Stu did it!
Stu: He killed Billy. He killed my Tatum.
Stu: You did it. You killed my Tatum.
Randy: No, I didn't you lied.
Stu: Sidney, baby,give me that gun. Give me that gun. Christ
man.
Randy: No he did it, Sid. He did it. He did it Sidney. Please, I didn't
do anything, He did it Sidney. Please Sidney. NO!
Sidney: FUCK YOU BOTH!
Randy: No No SIDNEY! Open up he did it! help me He's going crazy Sidney.
Sidney: GO AWAY! leave me alone.
Scene 38 Billy's Dead?
Billy: Sid?
Sidney: Billy?
Sidney: Oh Billy Are you okay? I thought you were dead.
Billy: I'm like a stuck pig but, I ok.
Billy: I'm okay.
Sidney: Your bleeding.
Sidney: Oh my god.
Billy: We got to get help.
Sidney: No he's out there.
Billy: Give me the gun. Give me the gun. It's okay.its ok
Sidney: Careful.
Randy: Please. Help me!
Billy: Come in! Come in!
Randy: Stu's flipped out, he's gone mad!
Billy: We all go a little mad sometimes.
Sidney: No BILLY!
Randy: OH FUCK!
Billy: Anthony Perkins, Psycho.
Billy: Mmm.Corn syrup. The same stuff they used as pig's blood in Carrie.
Sidney: Stu. Help me please.
Stu: Suprise Sidney.
Sidney: No
Stu:ooh!
Billy: Oh now Whoa!
Billy: What's the matter Sidney? you look like you've seen a ghost.
Sidney: Why are you doing this?
Stu: It's all part of the game, Sidney.
Billy: It's called guess how I am going to die!
Sidney: FUCK YOU!
Billy: NO NO NO we already played that game remember you lost.
Stu: It's a fun game, Sidney. See we ask you a question you get it wrong
boogah you die.
Billy: You if you get it right you die!
Sidney: Your crazy, both of you!
Stu: Actually we prefer the term "psychotic".
Sidney: You'll never get away with this.
Billy: OH NO?
Billy: Tell that to Cotton Weary. You wouldn't believe how easy he was
to frame.
Stu: Watch a few movies, take a few notes, It was fun!
Sidney: NO!
Billy: Whoa!
Stu: Where you going?
Sidney: Why? Why did you kill my mother?
Sidney: Why? WHY?
Billy: You hear that Stu? I think she wants a motive.
Billy: I don't really believe in motives Sid.
Billy: Did Norman Bates have a motive?
Stu: NO!
Billy: Did they ever really decide why Hannibal Lector like to eat
people? Don't think so!
Billy: It's alot scarier when there is no motive Sid.
Billy: We did your mother a favor.
Billy: That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over
town , like she was Sharon Stone or something. Yeah, we put her out of
her misery.
Stu: Let's face it Sid, your mother was no Sharon Stone. hmm?
Billy: Is that motive enough for you?
Billy: How about this? Your slut mother was fucking my father.
Billy: And she's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me.
Billy: How's that for a motive?
Billy: Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior. It
certainly fucked you up. It caused you to have sex with a psychopath.
Stu: That's right you gave it up.NOW Your no longer a virgin Ooh!
Stu: I said "virgin" Whoops!!
Stu: Now you got to die, those are the rules.
Billy: Let's pretend it's all a scary movie. How do you think it's
gonna end?
Stu: Oh! Oh! This is the greatest part .you're gonna love this! Yeah your
gonna love this one. It's a scream baby! Hold on a sec, I'll be right
back!aaahh
Billy: You know what time it is, Sid? It's after midnight. It's your
mom's anniversary. congratulations We killed her exactly one year ago today.
Stu: ATTENTION oh.. what do we have behind door #3, Sidney.
Sidney: Daddy.
Billy: Whoa hold it.
Billy: That's enough.
Stu: Guess we won't be needing this anymore. uh-huh. And oh look at this
ring-ring won't need this.
Billy: Got the ending figured out yet, Sid?
Stu: Come on Sid, You think about it now, huh? Your daddy's the chief
suspect we cloned his cellular. Evidence is all right there baby!
Billy: What if your father snapped? Your mothers anniversary set him off
and he went on a killing spree. Killing everyone.
Stu: Except for billy and me we were left for dead.
Billy: And then he kills you and shots himself in
the head. Perfect ending.
Stu: I thought of that.
Billy: Watch this.
Billy: Ready?
Stu: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, baby, Right, get it up, yeah, baby, get it up,
hit it, good one man! Jesus! Oh shit, my turn!
Billy: Don't forget go to the side and don't go to deep.
Stu: Okay I'll remember.
Billy: Ahh! Fuck! Fuck! God damn Stu!
Stu: Sorry Billy I guess I got a little too zealous huh?
Billy: Give me the knife.
Stu: No.
Billy: Give me the knife! NOW!
Stu: You see Sid! Everybody dies but us. Everybody dies but us. We're gonna
carry on and plan the sequel. Cause let's face t baby, these
days you gotta have a sequel.
Sidney: You sick fucks have seen to many movies!
Billy: Sid, don't blame the movies. The movies don't create psychos,
movies make psychos more creative.
Stu: Oh stop it Billy, would you? Alright? I can't take it anymore. I'm
feeling woozy here!
Billy: Alright, you get the gun and I'll untie pops. Okay?
Stu: Um uh - - Houston we have a problem here.
Billy: What?
Stu: The gun man, the gun I put it right here and it's not there.
Billy: Where the fuck is it?
Gale: Right here asshole.
Billy: Man, I thought she was dead!
Stu: She looked dead man! She still does!
Gale: I've got an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news
van comes to. Stumbles on to you two dipshits. Finds the gun, foils your
plan, and saves the day.
Sidney: I like that ending.
Billy: I know something you don't.
Stu: Yeah, Man!
Billy: Yeah, aw so sweet.
Billy: It works better without the safety on.
Billy: This is Gale Weathers signing off.
Stu: Baby your gonna love this!
Stu: Shit!
Billy: What?
Billy: Where are they? Where are they?
Stu: I don't know but, I'm hurting man.
Billy: Fuck!
Stu: Shall I let the machine get it?
Billy: Hello?
Sidney: Are you alone in the house?
Billy: Bitch, you bitch, where the fuck are you?
Sidney: Not so fast we're gonna play a little game...It's called guess who
just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass.
Billy: Find her you dipshit get up!
Stu: I can't Billy. I think you cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here
man.
Billy: Talk to her, Talk to her.
Stu: Hello?
Sidney: Oh, Stu, Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the
police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive.
Billy: I'm going to rip you up you bitch, just like your fucking mother.
Sidney: You got to find me first you pansie-ass-momma's boy.
Stu: Fuck! Oh you fucker you hit me with the phone dick!
Billy: Fucker, where are you?
Billy: You Fuck!
Stu: Did you really call the police?
Sidney: You bet your sorry ass I did.
Stu: My mom and dad are going to be so mad at me.
Billy: Aaahh! Bitch!
billy:Aaaahhh!
Scene 40 TOO MUCH TV!
Stu: I always had a thing for ya Sid!
Stu: Bitch!
Sidney: In your dreams!
Sid: Aaahh.
Randy: I'm sorry, it's alright.
Sidney: Oh my god Randy I thought you were dead!
Randy: I probably should be, I never thought I would be so happy to be a
virgin.
Billy: Fucker!
Billy: Say hello to your mother!
BANG!
Sidney: It's okay!
Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time you bastard!
Randy: Careful This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to
life for one last scare.
Sidney: Not in my movie.
Sidney: Dad.
Sidney: Randy, help me out!
Dad: Ow! Aah!
Sidney: Are you okay?
Ambulance: Hang in there buddy? Alright? Over here. sorry kid.
Gale: Okay, I think it's gonna go something like this, Just stay with
me. Hi this is Gale Weathers, with an exclusive eyewitness account of
this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are
dead....bringing to the end of the harrowing mystery of the mass killing
that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary
movie. It all began with a scream over 9-1-1 that ended in a bloodbath
that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this
peaceful farmhouse far from crimes and the sirens of the larger cities that
its residents fled. Okay let's take it back to 1. Come on move it. This
is my big shot. Let's go.