Scream 2 Quotes
Phil: Now why do you wanna pay 7.50 to see some Sandra Bullock movie..., unless she's naked.
Maureen: It's a dumb ass white movie about some dumb ass white girls getting their white asses cut the fuck up.
Maureen: What's this?
Usher: Stab souveneirs, the
studio sent them.
Maureen: And it's white!
Maureen: Now why does she gotta be naked? What does that have to do with the plot, her being butt-ass naked.
Voice: Hello Sidney. What's
your favourite scary movie?
Sidney: Who is this?
Voice: You tell me.
Sidney: Corey Gillis 555-0176
Corey: Shit!
Sidney: Hot flash Corey, prank
calls are criminal offense prosecuted under penal code 653M.
Corey: Shit!
Girl: So, Mr. Originality,
what would you make different?
Randy: I'd let the geek get
the girl.
Sidney: It's starting again
Randy.
Randy (in
a fake english accent): No, a lot happens in movie theaters these days.
People get maimed, murdered, robbed, shot. Multiplexes are a very
dangerous place to be these days.
Gale: Begin quote.Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. End quote.
Dewey: Page 41, "Deputy
Dewey oozed with inexperience."
Gale: Don't you think you're
over reacting just a little bit?
Dewey: No, what I think is that
you're a money hungry, fame seeking and forgive me for saying,
mediocre writer, who has a cold storage shed where a heart should
be. No offence intended .
Gale: Dewey, I never meant to
imply...
Dewey: How do you know that my
dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation
used to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability
to effectively maneuver within any given situation?
Gale: I don't know what to
say, except for that, I'm sorry.
Dewey: No, I'm sorry, I
misjudged you. Oh, one more thing. Nice streaks.
Sidney: Hallie, I think your
psych major is getting to your head. I'm fine.
Hallie: You know that's
beginning to become your theme song. "I'm fine. Yeah,
neurotic, insecure, and fucked up.
Murphy: Hi!!!! No, I really mean that, hi!
Cop: He didn't struggle,
nothing, I mean, you're lucky he didn't kill you.
Dewey: Yeah, it's real
convenient for everybody.
Derek: Excuse me?
Dewey: Nothing, it's just a
shame that the killer got away so easy.
Derek: It's just a shame you
got there too late, right after he ran away.
Dewey: Yeah, it is.
Mickey: Drop it! I was thinking
of who the killer may be, have you guys gotten a good look at
Randy lately?
Derek: What?
Mickey: I know that he's an
innocent first time through, but he's a little off. You know?
Hallie: Come on, Randy? The guy
is harmless.
Interviewer on TV: Oooh! I love scary movies!
Randy: Well, let's look at the suspects. There's Derek, the obvious boyfriend, hello Billy Loomis! His knife cut missed every major vein and artery and he pitied on Sid.
Randy: Mickey, the freaky
Tarantino film student. But if he is a suspect, so am I. So, let's
move on.
Dewey: Well, let's not move on.
What if you are a suspect?
Randy: Well, if I'm a suspect,
you're a suspect!
Dewey: You ' ve got a point, ok,
let's move on
Randy: Mrs. Voorhies was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's bad for your teeth.
Gale: First of all, he wasn't
gutted, I made that up, his throat was slashed.
Joel: Look, gutted, slashed,
the guy ain't in the union no more!
Joel: Yeah, but I want to report the news, I don't want to be the news.
Dewey: When did she start
smoking?
Randy: Ever since those nude
pictures on the internet.
Gale: It was just my head, it
was Jennifer Aniston's body!
Joel: I'm gonna get some coffee, doughnuts, prozac, see if I can find some crack, Special K of Malcolm X, and I'll be back when you all start talking about something more Saved by the Bellish.
Voice: They'll never find me.
Randy: What do you care? Let them have their fun
Voice: What's your favorite
scary movie?
Randy: Showgirls, absolutley
frightening!
Voice: Why are you even here
Randy? You'll never be the leading man.
Randy: Fuckkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuu!
Randy: Stu was a pussy ass wet rag, and Billy Loomis, Billy Loomis, what the fuck?! What a rat looking homo repressed momma's boy
Gale: I feel bad Dewey, I feel
really bad! I never say that cause I never feel bad about
anything, but I feel bad now.
Dewey: Is this just another
brilliant Gale Weathers per f ormance?
Gale: There are no cameras
here, I just wanna find this fucker! I really do.
Dewey: It's locked.
Gale: Can you pick it?
Dewey: That would be breaking
and entering.
Gale: No shit
Hallie: stupid people go back, smart people run. We're smart, so we should just get the fuck out of here!
Mickey: You really should start using your trust issues Sid! I mean poor Derek here, such a nice boy! He was bri g ht, funny, had a decent singing voice, and he was gonna be a doctor! This was the kind of guy you'd like to bring home to mom. If you had a mom!!
Sidney: Fuck you!!!!
Mickey: Oh! So vulgar!
Sidney: Billy was a sick f uck
just like you!
Mickey: No, Billy was a sick
fuck who wanted to get away!! Mickey is a sick fuck who wants to
get caught.
Sidney: Yeah? Well, you're
forgetting one thing about Billy Loomis!
Mickey: Yeah? What's that?
Sidney: I fucking killed him!
Mickey: Nice surprise Sid, didn't see it coming, did ya?!
Mrs Loomis: Better watch what you say. Randy spoke poorly of Billy and I got a little knife happy.
Sidney: Gale, are you alright?
Gale: Of course not, I've been
shot!
Cotton: Well, I'll tell you one thing, it'll make one hell of a movie.