Scream Quotes
Man: I want to talk to you
for a second.
Casey: They've got 900 numbers
for that. See ya.
Man: You tell me your name I'll
tell you mine.
Casey: I don't think so.
Casey: Well, I'm getting ready
to watch a video.
Man: Really? What?
Casey: Oh. Just some scary
movie.
Man: You like scary movies?
Man: You never told me your
name.
Casey: Why do you want to know
my name?
Man: Cos I wanna know who I
am looking at.
Man: You should never say
"Who's there?"Don't you watch scary movies? It's a
death wish.
You might as well come out and investigate a strange noise or
somethin'
Billy: I was home watching
television..the uh exorcist was on. It got me
thinking of you.
Sidney: It did?
Billy: How 2 years ago we
started off hot and heavy. Nice solid R rating on our way to a NC-17.
And now...things have changed and....lately were just sort of
edited for television.
Sidney: Oh so you thought you
would climb through my window and we'd have a
little raw footage?
Tatum: We're not just talking killed, we're talking splatter movie killed.
Randy: Is it true you put her liver in the mailbox, cause I heard they found her liver in the mailbox, next to her spleen and her pancreas.
Stu: Liver alone!
Man: Scary night isn't it?
With all the murders and all it's like just out of a horror movie
or something
.Gale: Jesus! The camera,
hurry!
Kenny: My name's not Jesus.
Gale: Can you tell me anything?
Tatum: Yeah, your a real pain
in the ass.
Gale: Look, Kenny, I know you're
about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry,
please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!
Kenny: They're not letting
anybody in.
Gale: I'm not just anyone.
Kenny: Bitch goddess.
Dewey: What did mom tell you?
When I wear this badge you treat me as a man of the law.
Tatum: I'm sorry Deputy-Dewey-Boy
but, we are ready to go.
Dewey: He's my superior.
Tatum: Janitor's your superior.
Tatum: Bam, bitch went down! Bam! Sid! Superbitch! You are so cool!
Reporter: Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? How does it feel? People have a right to know!
Gale: If I am right , I could save a man's life. Do you know what that could do to my book sales?
Tatum: Stupidity leak!
Billy: Understand what? That I have a girlfriend who would rather accuse me of a being apsychopathic killer than touch me.
Sidney: Is your brain leaking?
Billy: I mean when my mum left
my dad I accepted it. That's the way it is. She's not coming back
Sidney: Your parents split up.
This is not the same thing. Your mom left town.
She is not lying in a grave somewhere
Sidney: I'm sorry if my tramatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence
Mr Himbry: Your absolutely right.
No it's not fair. Fairness would be to rip your insides out,
hang you from a tree and expose you as the desensitised little
shits that you are
Girl: What would Sidney want
with Steve? She has her own bubble butt boyfriend, Billy.
Cheerleader: Maybe she's a slut just
like her mother
Cheerleader:Yeah, and it fucked her up royally.
Girl: Where do you get this
shit?
Cheerleader:
Ricki Lake
Gale: Of course you don't
look a day over 12. Except in thatupper torso area.
Dewey:I'm 25. I was 24 for a
whole year
Randy: There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.
Randy: Maybe sidney wouldn't
have sex with him.
Stu:What, is she saving
herself for you?
Randy:Maybe. Now that Blly
tried to mutilate her do you think Sid would go out with me?
Stu: Ha ha. No I don't at
all. No
Tatum: Oh, you wanna play
psycho killer? Can I be the helpless victim?
Okay let's see, - no please don't kill me, Mr Ghostface. I want
to be inthe sequel.
Sidney: But this is life, this
isn't a movie
.Billy: Sure it is Sid. It's all
it is. It's all one big movie.
Billy: We all go a little mad sometimes.
Sidney: FUCK YOU!
Billy: NO NO NO We already
played that game, remember. You lost.
Stu: It's a fun game, Sidney.
See we ask you a question you get it wrong - boogah you die.
Billy: You if you get it right
you die!
Billy: How about this? Your slut mother was fucking my father.
Billy: Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior. It certainly fucked you up. It caused you to have sex with a psychopath.
Billy: Sid, don't blame the movies. The movies don't create psychos,movies make psychos more creative.
Sidney: Not so fast we're gonna play a little game...It's called guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass
.Stu: Did you really call the
cops?
Sidney:: You bet your sorry ass
I did
Stu: My mom and dad are gonna
be so mad at me!
Stu: I can't Billy. I think you cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here man.
Sidney: Oh, Stu, Stu, Stu, what's
your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way. What
are you going to tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far
too sensitive.