GALE WEATHERS
Kenny, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight but move your fat tub of lard ass NOW. And, Kenny, stop eating. And if I say you're called Jesus, you are called Jesus. By the way, hi, I'm Gale.
The bitch just slapped me. But at least now I have a two toned face to match my two toned hair. And it may take attention away from my disgusting lime green suit.
So this is Deputy Dewey. I like him. But what's with my collar? Could it *be* any bigger?
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Now I see why the movie was called Scream.
It all started with a scream over 911 and ended in a bloodbath. . . .Does my bum look big in this?
I
survived, with only minor nail and hair injuries.
However, I didn't get together with Dewey. Am I mental?