Hello, my name's Dwight. (stop
laughing)Dewey Riley
Hello, my name's Dwight. (stop
laughing)
So, there's a
serial killer on the loose. But I don't have to stay, I'm not in
the police force anymore. So what the hell am I doing here?
Gale wrote
bad things about me in her book, she's a nasty pasty. So I'm
going to shoot her. Damnit, I forgot the gun.
La la la,
I'm not listening to you. Stop pointing at me ya freak.
Look,
up there! Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's a serial killer.
Now, that's
gotta hurt. Oh,I'm so sweet.
I survived again! What? There's another sequel? I have to go through all this again?!?!