Cici Cooper
Hi, I'm Buffy the Vampire Slayer. No, I mean I'm Casey,
Cici to my friends.
I have to stay home tonight because my friends are at
a party and I'm sober sister in case they need a ride home. I'm just telling my friend
on the phone about Party Of Five (I don't see why she can't just
watch it herself). Y'know, I've seen this girl around college and
she looks awfully like Julia from the show....
This is me being
shocked. Some guy is on the phone, he said he was my boyfriend
but he lie. HE A FOOL! Oh, my neck is strange.
I'm
freakin' it but my mate has come back. I'll be OK. Just along as
she doesn't make me talk on the phone again....
The bitch left
me. He's here, he's in the house. KILL,KILL, KILL, DIE, DIE ,DIE....
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, look at me, I'm actually eating my hair.
Also, I'm having a competion with Mr Ghostface - who can open
their mouth the widest. I think he's winning.
I
just wasn't trained to deal with these kind of people.
Got milk? Got crucifix?