BILLY LOOMIS
Hi, I'm Billy.
This is my girlfriend
Sidney. I'm just telling her that 'The Exorcist' reminds
me of her. Isn't that a nice compliment, It's like 'Hey, Sid,
you remind me of a film with a girl spewing green pea soup over
everyone'. Nice!
Jeez, Sid just accused me
of trying to kill her. As if you do it. I'm not the only one with
a mobile phone, you know.
I got out of jail, the
police know it wasn't me. But Randy thinks it was. How do we know
he isn't the killer? And, no it is not in poor taste for me to be
in the Horror section. I LIKE scary movies. NO, I DO NOT LOOK
LIKE A RAT!!!
So, Sid is no longer
sexually anorexic. But she still thinks it was me that tried to
mutilate her.
Hey, are they gingerbread men on the picture behind me?
We all go a little
mad sometimes. Mmmmm. Cornsyrup. Tasty.
Oh, did I forget to mention
that I'm the mental murderer? Sorry. Is it really that bad?
I
got killed. I was supposed to survive.
And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't of been for
that pesky Sid!
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